Dirty Gonzo

Start dating a girl then seduce and fuck him in the but, then have your girlfriend suck your dick.

This if course grants the girlfriend one kiss. (The sss be gone by then rite?)

Met my new girlfriend dad last night. I talked my way into buttfucking him. On the way home I had her give me road head. She complained after that my dick tasted like shit. I grinned broadly and said. "Dirty Gonzo"?

Dirty Gonzo by Nostrildamis April 8, 2020

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dirty gonzolaze

similar to the dirty sanchez except when the dick is taken from the butt a goatee is drawn on the face instead of a sanchez mustache

i gave your sister a dirty gonzolaze last night she looks just like my dad now

dirty gonzolaze by jack mehoffnow January 24, 2007

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Dirty Gonzo • dirty gonzolaze • Dirty Gondola • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d • Dirty Mike

Dirty Gondola

When your girlfriend works instruction and she wipes from back to front all day long and then you go down on her

Hey bro my girl thought she was funny she got home from work I went down on her found out she had a dirty gondola

Dirty Gondola by Stooge74 May 2, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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