Dirty Gonzo

Start dating a girl then seduce and fuck him in the but, then have your girlfriend suck your dick.

This if course grants the girlfriend one kiss. (The sss be gone by then rite?)

Met my new girlfriend dad last night. I talked my way into buttfucking him. On the way home I had her give me road head. She complained after that my dick tasted like shit. I grinned broadly and said. "Dirty Gonzo"?

Dirty Gonzo by Nostrildamis April 8, 2020

dirty gonzolaze 

similar to the dirty sanchez except when the dick is taken from the butt a goatee is drawn on the face instead of a sanchez mustache

i gave your sister a dirty gonzolaze last night she looks just like my dad now

dirty gonzolaze by jack mehoffnow January 24, 2007

Dirty Gondola 

When your girlfriend works instruction and she wipes from back to front all day long and then you go down on her

Hey bro my girl thought she was funny she got home from work I went down on her found out she had a dirty gondola

Dirty Gondola by Stooge74 May 2, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008