Dirty Garner

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A Dirty Garner is when you stuff you dick in peanut butter and then lick it off with any family member.

Hey anyone here want to have a dirty garner.

Dirty Garner by Somebody living on planetEarth October 21, 2020

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dirty garnet

going to the strippers an seeing youre friends mom working. then the friends mom rides you around like a dog on stage, now youre a dirty garnet.

"man im so embarassed i went to the rippers an got rode by mikes mom, im such a dirty garnet"

dirty garnet by steve jobbs October 1, 2006

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dirty garnet

going to the strippers and seeing your friends mom working there. then she takes off your belt uses it s a dog collar and rides you around the stage.

man did you here about last night at the strippers , i'm such a dirty garnet!

dirty garnet by steve jobbs September 22, 2008

Dirty Gerner

When you drink Armand De Brignac on your 200ft yacht while throwing pre-licked lobsters at the surrounding peasants in their small day cruisers.. #DirtyGerner

Fredd: Wdyd this weekend?

Gernicenzo: You know, i did the dirty Gerner as usual.

Fredd: Lavish mr.

Dirty Gerner by freddz1369 February 12, 2019

Dirty Cason Gardner

When you pee on a girl in the bathtub while the dog watches.

Nigga 1: "Why does your dog look traumitized?"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"

Dirty Cason Gardner by MissClover September 19, 2022

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026