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dirty gage

When you send a video of you nutting to a bra pic and send it to your ex and she says,"oh yes daddy" then blocks you. 2 days later after this you invite friends to sleep over and let them pin you down and search through your gandmas ipad and get evidence to expose the thot to others that get fooled by the ways. Then you get a nerf sword shoved up your ass along with another one of your friends
last night we did the dirty gage with my boi stephen and harold and it was a blast!!!!
dirty gage by Gotm_oof October 13, 2017

Dirty Gage

Shitting in a condom then sticking your dick in the condom. Putting it in your boyfriend's wife and her father's.
Chad has balls of steel for doing "The Dirty Gage".
Dirty Gage by Canned_coom August 24, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026