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dirty frenchman

A drink made consisting of:
1 Part White Wine
1 Part Olive Oil
I was feeling frisky so I had the bartender mix me a dirty frenchman!
dirty frenchman by Banthur April 15, 2008

dirty frenchman

When a guy doesn't shave for a couple of days, and there is stubbel growth (5 o'clock shadow)
Dude 1: Hey Tim you didn't shave today?

Dude 2: Na. just feeling like a dirty frenchman.
dirty frenchman by t-rex234 November 12, 2010

The Dirty Frenchman 

White wine or champagne made dirty by adding olive juice. The drink came about from an episode of the cartoon "Home Movies"
"Time to forget the book and make some drinks of my own. Let's see, wine, olive juice, voila! The Dirty Frenchman!"
The Dirty Frenchman by tofubot June 12, 2009

The dirty frenchman 

Your mad at your significant other and want to let them know about it, right before work. You go into the washroom you both use, knowing they will have to use it after you, and take the slam(dump) of the century. You hop into the shower and when your done crank up the water temperature all the way to the left, making the bathroom steam and reak of shit. You quickly exit the bathroom and your significant other walks in, you hold the door shut... and voila... the dirty frenchman has been accomplished.
hey buddy, last night Jess was being a bitch so this morning i pulled the dirty frenchman manouver on her

The Dirty Frenchman 

Where two people are in the process of French kissing whilst one is pooping
Hey *insert other halfs name here*, wanna go and do the Dirty Frenchman I'm dying for a poo

Dirty Frenchmen 

Sexual position where the male is on top of the female and right before he busts shouts out " WI WI MOMMY"
My friend Eric always does the Dirty Frenchmen on bitches!!!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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