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dirty florian 

When you knock a girl out with a dickslap, after sticking it up her ass, and therefor leave a mustache of shit on her upper lip
Is Kristin coming to school today?
No, she feels unpleasant because, I did a dirty florian on her yesterday.
dirty florian by Dirty_Benjadin December 2, 2019

Dirty Flores 

The act ot taking a big shit in someone's mouth when they are using it to disrespect you.
He was shillin' for them 49ers like a fool and the Ravens did a Dirty Flores on him.
Dirty Flores by Bad AI December 26, 2023
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026