Dirty English

Dipping one’s penis into one’s own excrement and using it as a paintbrush to mark out a St. George’s Cross on the forehead of one’s homosexual partner.

The partner is on his knees, as if ready to receive a stinky knighthood.

My forehead still stinks from that dirty English Derek gave me on the weekend.

I look like a hot cross bun since Sven laid that dirty English on me.

Dirty English by 69buttz December 25, 2020

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Dirty Olde English Pervert

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.

Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>

Dirty Olde English Pervert by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009

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Dirty Englishman

One must either brew, or mix, his tea in the girl's vagina. This is the most primitive form of teabagging in its most literal form. Once the tea of choice has been properly made, enjoy the rewards and have a sip of the Dirty Englishman.

At tea time I gave me girl a dirty englishman, she mixed it up real well. Next time I'm going to need a Filthy Crumpet

Dirty Englishman by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

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dirty englishman

a tea enema given to a woman after anal sex by a man who wants to watch her cleaned out.

After fucking her real hard, he gave her the dirty englishman to clean her out.

dirty englishman by mattykay August 20, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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