After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.
Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.
A powerful, long-lasting, strong smell, often consideredone of the most natural, synthetic-free scents ever made, that is often the smell of random used PPE
Illia: “Yo David, this PPE smells like Dirty Penis.”
David: “Damn, that shit is strong, man…
Almost burnt my nostrils.”
Marek: “That is the smell of Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis. I won’t wash for a week, and I can give you the special scent for free.”