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dirty dunce 

After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.
Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.
dirty dunce by Droops June 10, 2008

Dirty Duece 

The act of taking a deuce, while a girl is riding your dong anally.
Bazooka Brad: Dude, Sara wanted me to pop her ass, but I had to dump, so I figured I'd kill 2 birds with one stone

Scuba Steve: ah the 'ol Dirty Duece
Dirty Duece by Bazooka Brad February 11, 2007

Dirty dueces

Dude me and james are sipping on some dirty dueces!
Dirty dueces by Veneman Burns February 17, 2010

Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis 

A powerful, long-lasting, strong smell, often considered one of the most natural, synthetic-free scents ever made, that is often the smell of random used PPE
Illia: “Yo David, this PPE smells like Dirty Penis.”

David: “Damn, that shit is strong, man…

Almost burnt my nostrils.”

Marek: “That is the smell of Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis. I won’t wash for a week, and I can give you the special scent for free.”