dirty dunce

After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.
Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.
by Droops June 10, 2008
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cum dam

The awkward pee males take after busting a nut due to the fact that there is still, maybe, just a dabble of spunk left in the chamber. Aiming must be precise in order to get the peepee in the potty. Pee may also come out in a spray, V shaped, or possibility of a drip or six on the feet. (Warning: Slight stinging may occurr!)
DAMN! I just pissed on the floor due to my cum dam! Do I mop it, use toilet paper, or leave it? Oh fuck it. Wasn't that much! RIGHT!!!!!!
by Droops June 15, 2008
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deals

by Droops July 11, 2008
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