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Dirty Denis 

When you accidentally throw a part of your hookah in the toilet, shit on it, realize what happened and decide to continue using it anyways.
Guy 1: Idk man that guy's hookah tasted kinda weird.
Guy 2: I know man he definetly pulled a dirty Denis on us.
Dirty Denis by not _Ian June 11, 2022

Dirty Denis 

A hickie, hickey, or lovebite. A reference to Denis Hickey, a retired winger for Leinster RFU.
She had a good night, check out her massive dirty denis!
Dirty Denis by conair346 January 24, 2011

Dirty Denise 

A Dirty Denise is a close cousin to a Cougar.

A Dirty Denise looks sweet and innocent, but don’t let her refined exterior fool you.

Dirty Denise is a sexual T-Rex. You don’t stand a chance against a Dirty Denise. She will wear your ass out.
So, our group has a Dirty Denise in it. She is in predatory mode too.
Dirty Denise by Bob Fife December 8, 2018

Dirty Denise 

Dirty Denise. Noun, one hot MILF!
Damn look at that Dirty Denise! What a hot piece of ass!

dirty danish 

When your mate repeatedly rams their nose into your ass hole, then you shart in their face.
Did you hear? Jamie gave Jasmine a Dirty Danish in the back office.
dirty danish by Forgotten12546 September 22, 2013

Dirty Denise 

Denise loves to assert dominance. Still she loves when she gets dominated by schoolchildren. She puts on loads of makeup not to make her look prettier but to intimidate. You see her car pull up and you run away. Still once she has her eyes set on you theirs no escaping.
Dirty Denise you keep on dominating me.
Dirty Denise by DaTrumper April 29, 2022
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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