Dirty Crista Share definition Flag the act of hackey sacking the testicles while fingering the butthole, and the left ear, and noogy fishing. If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna Dirty Crista you! Dirty Crista by haigeegeefhasdoj January 16, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Dirty Crista mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch