Dirty Clement 

Is when a mans genitals are placed through a hole in a table so midgets can play piñata with his junk until he gets off.

"That party was nuts last night, Harry even volunteered to participate in a dirty clement!"

"Ill bring the midgets, you cut the hole. We are dirty clementing the shit out of tonight!"

Dirty Clement by RLFORESKIN April 17, 2019

dirty Clemens 

A man who gets sexually arroused by drinking beer. Sometimes drinking multiple cans of beer can lead to him getting an orgasm.

I don't drink that much, but my friend is such a dirty Clemens, you can always see him cracking open a cold one.

dirty Clemens by Dr. HandsomeWeed April 6, 2022

Dirty Clementine 

When your currently fucking your mom and then a bitch (your wife) walks in with a 12 gauge fucking shotgun and shoots your dick off then proceeds to grab your cut-off dick and use it as a dildo.

"Damn did you hear about Levi's Dirty Clementine last night? Must suck to live without a dick... "

Dirty Clementine by Daddymama September 18, 2021