Dirty Christopher 

This is when an intoxicated male attempts to make a Dirty Sanchez and instead leaves his mark on a wall or headboard.

He was so drunk he missed the mark and left a Dirty Christopher on my wall.

Dirty Christopher by Dirty Jan June 16, 2009

Dirty Christopher 

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got Dirty Christopher - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

Dirty Christopher by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

Dirty Christopher 

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

Dirty Christopher by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

'Dirty Christopher' 

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

'Dirty Christopher' by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

dirty christophe 

A very naughty boy

I know he is a dirty christophe

dirty christophe by Things that grind my gears February 1, 2017