This is when an intoxicated male attempts to make a Dirty Sanchez and instead leaves his mark on a wall or headboard.
He was so drunk he missed the mark and left a Dirty Christopher on my wall.
by Dirty Jan June 16, 2009
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Dirty Saint Christopher: the act of ejaculating into the face of a priest through the window of a confessional box, either consensual or not.
A bit of a vigilante against the church deviants beware the legend of Dirty Saint Christopher
by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020
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