Definitions by fhddhffjdfh

Dirty Conor 

When you do 360 spins while naked so you’re balls are spinning as well, while screaming “I CAME IN LIKE A WREAKING BALLLLLL”

“Did you see he did a Dirty Conor earlier?”

Dirty Conor by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Dirty Josh 

When you let your girlfriend tie you on a leash like a dog and walk you through public spaces while you bark like a dog

“Did you see they did a Dirty Josh earlier?”

Dirty Josh by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Dirty Christopher 

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

Dirty Christopher by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Dirty Adam 

When you bust a load on a girl’s head and make bird noises, making the girl think a bird shat on her

Named after the legendary Adam McGirr

“Did you see he did a Dirty Adam on her?”

Dirty Adam by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Dirty Cillian 

A Dirty Cillian is when you shove paper in a girl’s mouth and make her say “ink cartridge needed”, then busting a load in her.

Named after the legendary Cillian McGlinchey

“Did you see he did a Dirty Cillian on her?”

Dirty Cillian by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Wii U 

A Nintendo console with amazing games that was brought down by its shitty hardware and cringey marketing.

James: Wanna play on my Wii U?

John: Wasn’t that the console that my uncle bought like 5 years ago and hasn’t used since?

Wii U by fhddhffjdfh June 19, 2022

Plastic 

A Manchester City fan.

Jim: What's plastic?
John: A city fan

Plastic by fhddhffjdfh August 31, 2020