When you’re fucking you’re coworker in your work parking lot and you start sucking his dick and your stomach does a big URP and you and him both think you just threw up on his dick but really you just burned.
When a girl cums so hard she transforms into a furry pigeon and takes flight in extasy. She moans and squaks in pleasure as she kisses your knee creases.
A Dirty Cameryn is when it’s New Year’s Eve and you’re talking toyour friends about drinking chicken. Then your friend cameryn misunderstands you and says “oh I’ve had sex with apples”.