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Dirty Cali

Having sex with a girl you already know you're not going to call or answer to; usually with women who are sexy but batshit crazy.
Damn that pussy looks fire bro, why you not answering her call?

Nah man that bitch is crazy so I did a "Dirty Cali" on that bitch...goin back to Cali, I don't think so

common usage in St. Louis, Missouri
named after a legend and all around player that went by "Cali": once lived in California and was last known to live in STL.
Dirty Cali by T Wagner March 31, 2020

dirty calista 

(sexually) When someone takes their middle finger in your pussy and then licks it only after nutting into your ear. Followed by having shit smeared into every crevasse the male has. Then continue to agresively pound the partner until they can no longer walk
Me and Maranda had a dirty calista for the first time in forever last night and it felt grate

Dirty Calin 

When you swap the sacramental wine with red-dyed anal lube and then give it to the whole congregation.
That alter boy just did a dirty Calin.
Dirty Calin by Cayde'sonlyfans November 21, 2021

Dirty Calin 

A boy with a huge ass dick that can suck himself off
That boy is probably a dirty calin
Dirty Calin by anonymous November 21, 2021
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