Dirty Bristol 

Inspired by an incident from a riot in Bristol on the 21st March 2021.

A Dirty Bristol is a sexual act in which the male dresses up as a policeman, preferably in riot gear. The female then crouches and defacates on, or next to, his feet.

This girl from Kingswood took me back to hers and did a Dirty Bristol on me, absolutely filthy!

Dirty Bristol by BristolPostHhh March 22, 2021

Dirty Bristol 

Simply another term for a reach around.

The term was coined after a large group of homosexual bristolians were caught on video performing the act at a party close to bristols city centre.

Not to be confused with Dirty Bristow, as similar as it is.

Harry was caught giving his dad the old dirty bristol.

Dirty Bristol by D.ten. January 6, 2010

Dirty Bristow 

The act of tongueing a male anus whilst reaching around to wank them off.
Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.

I love it when she gives me a Dirty Bristow!

Dirty Bristow by Tripod July 1, 2006

Dirty Bristow Lager Top 

The act of having a Dirty Bristow performed on yourself, whilst sipping slowly from a lovely pint of lager, ie: Carlsberg.

Dubs enjoyed his Dirty Bristow Lager Top, especially as Baz had bought the pint of Carlsberg for him before bending him over the bar stool.

Dirty Bristow Lager Top by likeatrainwreck October 28, 2013