Dirty Biscuit 

A game in which a group of men gather around a slice of bread and the last man who ejaculates on the bread must eat it.

I played dirty biscuit last night, and thank god I didn't lose. Larry had to eat the cum soaked biscuit.

Dirty Biscuit by thermostat January 22, 2009

dirty biscuit 

A dirty biscuit is the last biscuit you make from the left over dough in a batch of biscuits. It always is a different shape than the others.

"When I was small the kids would fuss over the dirty biscuit."

dirty biscuit by holy combat man October 2, 2014

Dirty Biscuit 

A group of guys get in a circle with a biscuit on the ground, the last one to ejaculate on it has to eat it or it is thrown at them

These 5 guys go in a dark closet and start masturbating, there is a biscuit on the floor in the middle of them. All but one guy ejaculates on it, that one guy has to eat the biscuit or have it thrown at him. Hence the name "dirty biscuit"

Dirty Biscuit by Milsey Boy March 21, 2010

Dirty Biscuit 

A sexual act in which you ejaculate into a biscuit and insert it into your partners butt. You then proceed to engage in anal sex and after you finish, you remove the biscuit and eat it.

Me and Wendy did a Dirty Biscuit last night!

Dirty Biscuit by Hairy Knuckles McGee October 22, 2008

dirty biscuit 

The best damn cajun dish a drunken individual can order at Mother's Restaurant in New Orleans. This dish is prepared and served especially during the celebration of Mardi Gras.

Waitress: What did you order?!?
Drew: I ordered a dirty biscuit, dammit!!!

dirty biscuit by kamsh February 26, 2008

Dirt Biscuit 

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.

My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.

Dirt Biscuit by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

dirty biscuits

1.the best possible hand you can have in poker.
A.K.A "the nuts"
2.something beyond extremely awesome

Man! I flopped the dirty biscuits and some donkey called my all in with a nine two off suit

dirty biscuits by Willerbug March 21, 2007