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Dirty Birdy

When you've had a rough relationship break up and you're at the stage of returning items to each other and you find her hoodie jumper and proceed to Masturbate and ejaculate in one pocket and wipe your anus in the other out turned pocket.

The ex always turned the pockets out prior to washing... Reassembling bird wing... Soiled pockets.... DIRTY BIRD
I gave her a Dirty Birdy
Dirty Birdy by anonymous October 20, 2021
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Dirty Birdy

A sexually actractive female...The type of woman that guys fantasize about....Very good in bed....Excellent blow jobs....
Ex...Chris says "you dirty birdy", to the hot chick hoping to get fucked.....
Dirty Birdy by Laura77 December 16, 2008

dirty birdy swoop down 

The dirty birdy swoop down is where the man gets on a sling and uses a pulley to rub his cock down her throat. "Swoop down"
Bro my girl and I Did that one move that was created in Antarctica! The Dirty Birdy Swoop Down? Yeah!

The Dirty Bird 

KFC (formally known as Kentucky Fried Chicken).
The dirty bird sounded like a good idea at the time, but after eating there I feel ashamed.
The Dirty Bird by Jmae October 28, 2008

Dirty Bird 

n. A particularly promiscuous woman. Dirty birds act
in complete disregard for the consequences, hence
their unclean nature. See raggedy bitch.
Example 1

Calvin (singing): Got them dirty birrrrrds, got them
dirty birrrrrds...

Monica: What are you babbling about?

Calvin: Them dirty birds, they be giving you diseases
and shit.

Monica: Eloquently stated.

Example 2

David: I hear that Allison has become something of
a dirty bird ever since prom night.

Alejandra: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
Dirty Bird by CM187 May 20, 2010

The Dirty Birdhouse 

Definition:
The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.
Used in a sentence:
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.

Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.
The Dirty Birdhouse by Jarrellm13 February 22, 2014

dirty bird 

An a.k.a. for KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken)
Let's grab some dirty bird for lunch
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