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Dirty Bailie 

When you're eating her box and you take a shit mid-feast, reach around, grab it and slap it into her minge then eat said shit and wash it down with a pint of your own piss!
Darren got carried away and dirty bailie'd the shit outta both of them!
Dirty Bailie by DibblyDabbly December 10, 2018
Words you can keep

Dirty Bailey 

A hard beverage made with Coffee, Alcohol, and drunk sex cum.
Bartender I’ll have take Dirty Bailey today!

Dirty Bailey 

When you get a world record speedrun on Gta5 100% while beating your dick to a sexy nerd named Liam, gargle 3 day old warm cum, do a handstand and projectile shit into the air and spit the cum out of your mouth, catch it in the cup, then catch the shit in your mouth and swallow it as fast as you can, put on a g string and run to the kitchen, fill a cup with milo and pour the 3 day old warm cum into the cup of milo and down that then jump up and down until you inevitably throw up then write 69 digits of pi on the wall in under 24.5 seconds all while getting a tattoo of your mothers face on the head of your penis
Yeah man it was crazy, I stayed at Dylan’s house last night and he pulled of a dirty Bailey, I’ve never seen anything like it
Dirty Bailey by Chxrlesx January 31, 2021

Dirty Bailey 

Where you pull the pork so much that you get a major orgasm and then ejaculate into the bbq sause that's you then give to your mum as a special treat
Last night I made a dirty Bailey
Dirty Bailey by Lololololol45 November 18, 2017

Dirty Bailee 

A fat Mexican who smells like cheese and sits on the gear shift as if its a seat
Oi cunt look at this dirty bailee
Dirty Bailee by Jizzmaster68 February 10, 2019

dirty bailey riegner 

a person who loves getting dick up the butthole. they enjoy boys named ethan and gabe. there favorite is when the the boys ejaculate in the butthole.
last night my girlfriend showed me her dirty bailey riegner side

Dirty Baylie 

The act of banging hot strippers while you are still wearing your fishing gear and pissed on hot beer. As you ejaculate you scream "3 metre Flatty" and hold your dick like a fishing rod and cast your cum all over the catwalk.
After fishing and drinking all day I stopped and had a Dirty Baylie at the local strip joint.
Dirty Baylie by Hornymilitarybois November 19, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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