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Dirty Ayesha 

The act of freezing a juice carton then removing the carton from the frozen juice and putting it up your girlfriend's hole making it wet and cold before it conpletely melting inside of her before sex commences
Adam: what did you do this weekend?

John: I had a dirty Ayesha on Saturday night and damn was it cold and wet down there

Adam: sounds great i might have to try it with my girlfriend sometime
Dirty Ayesha by ColdMummyDummy April 26, 2025
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dirty alesha 

The love letter connoisseur.
Post it notes only.
a dirty alesha is a fowl note passing peasant with a famously stinky vagina.

dirty ayisha 

a teenage girl who will fuck who u hard while watching monkeys shagging over heroine and shoving monster dildos up their ass holes while gang raping each other
my dad pulled a dirty ayisha on me and now my ass won’t stop pishing blood
dirty ayisha by monkeyshagger111 April 15, 2020

Dirty anesha 

When a girl takes a shit on you after sex
Last night this girl gave me a dirty Anesha. It was bad
Dirty anesha by Vander3596 March 1, 2022

dirty aysha

A dirty aysha is the act of inserting a spoon in the anus and the using that same spoon to eat yogurt with.
Me and my friends went to buy some yogurt so we could do a dirty Aysha.
dirty aysha by Pamela davison September 8, 2023
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