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Dirty Arman

Random man of middle eastern descent, whom enjoys fucking transgender women up the ass and stroking their cock but says it is not gay because they identify as a female. While fucking the transgender woman, he takes a turkey leg, shoves it into his ass, pours hot and creamy KFC gravy down his back, and allows it to trickle into his asshole. He proceeds to wipe the shit off his dick, mixes it with yogurt, and then spreads it on the transgender person's stomach and licks it till it is clean.
Amy - "Did you hang out with Jasmine yesterday?"
Thomas - "Yes I did! We did a Dirty Arman and had me screaming, creamin, and juicin."
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Dirty Armando 

The act of transferring your under arm odor to another person's upper lip, typically via one's index and middle fingers. This results in a recipient who constantly smells your BO. Best accomplished when target is unaware of their fate until it's already too late.

Style points awarded for shouting "dirty armando" while act is in-progress.
After working out together, I thought it'd be funny to give my girlfriend a dirty armando. She didn't laugh.
Dirty Armando by Ariel K. January 10, 2009

Dirty Amanda 

When you are doing a girl from behind and you cum in their ass and then suck it out with a straw like a liposuction machine
Man, that chick looks just like Stevie Nicks....I would love to give her a dirty amanda...
Dirty Amanda by The Giant Douche August 28, 2008

dirty agman 

A creepy guy who performs autofellatio
That guy got his back broken bcoz his did dirty agman on himself
dirty agman by salvage rhino June 6, 2020

Dirty Amanda 

one who likes to stick dildos up mens ass's then afterwards licking it and using it for her own personal use while choking themself with a belt or any leather object..
one who likes to stick dildos up mens ass's then afterwards licking it and using it for her own personal use while choking themself with a belt or any leather object.. in conclusion the "dirty amanda"
Dirty Amanda by asianpersuasion23 November 3, 2009

Dirty Armani 

A Dirty Armani is when your partner is asleep and you skeet on their back, you then take a Q-tip and draw out a female anime character using the cum as ink, giving them an awesome new back tattoo. Take a picture of your artwork and post it on social media so everyone can admire your masterpiece.
ME: "Did you see what I posted on Instagram last night?"

FRIEND: "No, what was it?"

ME: "I was bored last night and my girl was asleep so I decided to give her a sick Dirty Armani"

FRIEND: "No way! I literally just gave my girlfriend a Dirty Armani like an hour ago! I'm waiting for her to wake up and check her Facebook"

ME: "This will get us followers for sure!"
Dirty Armani by Skeeterville June 4, 2020

Dirty Amanda 

When your cat throws up in your mouth and you accidentally swallow it
Yesterday my cat gave me a dirty amanda and it was very disgusting!