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Dirty Antonia 

A dirty Antonia is a really fat whale that transforms itself ito a human to be able to eat and gein weight
Dirty Antonia by Neillor February 14, 2024

Dirty Antonio 

When a man fingers a woman in the ass and then inserts the glazed finger into the woman's mouth. If the woman is receptive, she will respond by sucking on the finger.

It is recommened to give the gift of Antonio to those you love, for he is the gift that will not be forgotten.
So, the other day my girlfriend questioned my love for her. I knew that when we made love that night, it had to be special. Nothing I could have done would have shown her the passion I feel for her, except for the Dirty Antonio.

With my finger deep inside her ass, I pleasured her while it got glazed with love chocolate. Then, to her surprise, I inserted the finger into her mouth. It was at that moment she met Antonio and discovered my love, for he showed her that it has no bounds. Thank you, Antonio.
Dirty Antonio by Anthony Piro August 9, 2006

dirty Antonio 

the act of stuffing random foreign objects into someone's ass
Person 1: ay bro you won't believe what I just did, I just gave my stepdad a Dirty Antonio
dirty Antonio by е May 4, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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