Dirty Antonia

A woman that pretends to be vanilla so she can lure unsuspecting men into her dungeon - where she crucifies them, covers them in peanut butter and jelly, and has her friends lick them clean while she masturbates in the corner.

A Dirty Antonia will tell you she's a gentle flower, but she's a Great White and will fuck you up in the bedroom.

Dirty Antonia by NordicSnack April 1, 2020

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A dirty Antonia is a really fat whale that transforms itself ito a human to be able to eat and gein weight

A dirty Antonia is a fat pig

Dirty Antonia by Neillor February 14, 2024

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Dirty Antonio

When a man fingers a woman in the ass and then inserts the glazed finger into the woman's mouth. If the woman is receptive, she will respond by sucking on the finger.

It is recommened to give the gift of Antonio to those you love, for he is the gift that will not be forgotten.

So, the other day my girlfriend questioned my love for her. I knew that when we made love that night, it had to be special. Nothing I could have done would have shown her the passion I feel for her, except for the Dirty Antonio.

With my finger deep inside her ass, I pleasured her while it got glazed with love chocolate. Then, to her surprise, I inserted the finger into her mouth. It was at that moment she met Antonio and discovered my love, for he showed her that it has no bounds. Thank you, Antonio.

Dirty Antonio by Anthony Piro August 9, 2006

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dirty Antonio

the act of stuffing random foreign objects into someone's ass

Person 1: ay bro you won't believe what I just did, I just gave my stepdad a Dirty Antonio

dirty Antonio by е May 4, 2020

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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