Dirty Andres

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A sexy daddy with a fat fucking cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s trying to get with his ex and has no life plans, but at least his cum tastes like honey.

I gave her a dirty Andres - fucked her sideways til she came all over my bed

Dirty Andres by Sassystonergirlxo April 16, 2020

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dirty andres

A man who finds the need to complain about people having a good time on the internet for no apparent reason other than an extra large metal pipe stuck up his ass

"did you see that funny ass post I made?"
"Yea I did, fuck that dirty Andres trying to ruin it"

dirty andres by JiggabooJake April 5, 2020

Dirty Anderson

When you talk up an unattractive person at a bar. Sneak off to the bathroom, bushes, rooftop etc to fool around. Then run off leaving the unattractive person with the tab.

Damn! Zack just pulled a dirty Anderson. He got a hummer in the bushes from that fat chick and left her with the bar tab.

Dirty Anderson by Joejon November 17, 2020

Dirty Andre

A sexy daddy with a fat cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s hates his ex and a lot of life plans. He’s never over 6 feet but aye you can’t have everything.

You know what I don’t want some lanky tall dude I want a dirty Andre.

Dirty Andre by Straightsavage11 April 24, 2020

dirty anders

dirty anders is when a guy holds your head down to cum in your eye. it’s pretty common in iceland and antarctica

“dude did you score with that girl last night”
“hell yeah bro, i even did the dirty anders on her!”

dirty anders by spiderpigtovah May 5, 2020

Dirty Andrea

When she rides your dick so hard you shit your self then she reverses and puts her finger in your butt.....

Man she gave me the roughest Dirty Andrea I’ve ever had. I’ll never forget how hard I came

Dirty Andrea by DreaTips December 2, 2020

Dirty Andrea

A shemale that believes if they can catch a unicorn and have sex with it, they will have magical pussy powers.

For years rainbow warriors believed in the dirty Andrea.

Dirty Andrea by LawShark February 15, 2019

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026