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Dirty Andre

A sexy daddy with a fat cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s hates his ex and a lot of life plans. He’s never over 6 feet but aye you can’t have everything.
You know what I don’t want some lanky tall dude I want a dirty Andre.
by Straightsavage11 April 24, 2020
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Dirty Andre

A terrifying manuvure whereby a man who is only wearing crocs approaches a person, bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and squeezes out a rubber duck, which exclaiming 'I FOUND THE LAST ONE YOU CUNTS'
I was just minding my own business and this guy totally comes up and pulls a Dirty Andre. I was like 'Woah, I wasn't the one who hid it mate, calm down'
by Hesnotasaffa March 3, 2021
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Dirty Andre

A boy who likes sucking 90-year-old men's dicks. After he's done sucking, he cums into the man's mouth, which he says taste like honey. After, he bites the pubes off of the 90-year-old man's penis, then proceeds to swallow them, when he gets a mouth full.
by Porn Hub Producer April 23, 2020
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dirty andre

when a tall, dark, and handsome "gentle"man engages a beautiful woman in any given location and takes her back to his place only to sleep next to her in..."the friend box".
Andre fucked Erin dirty andre style.
by Y ME October 9, 2007
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Dirty Andre

When a man thinks he drafted the most amazing fantasy football team and then wakes up the next morning and realizes his team is total trash and the odds of him even making the playoffs will absolutely impossible - Better luck next year dude!
by Carl King April 19, 2018
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Short guy who knows how to fuck a bitch correctly. Packs easily a 10 inch and radiates big dick energy.
Yo Sarah had a Dirty Andre over at her House! Omg im so jealous.
by nigjew69420 April 26, 2020
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dirty andretti

whe driving your car and receiving oral sex, you lock the steering wheel down on the back of their head so they cannot come up
I gave Amy a Dirty Andretti while driving to see my parents.
by Brian O. May 4, 2005
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