Dirty Alec 

When you cut off somebody’s face whilst wearing a gold foil tracksuit, put your erect penis through the mouth hole and skull fuck the faceless victim.

P1: wow that’s a cool tracksuit, I bet he wears it so people don’t know how successful he is.

P2: he’s probably about to give some a Dirty Alec

Dirty Alec by Poonslayer360 June 7, 2019

Dirty alecock 

A boy who has recently come to hit puberty and therefore never shaves the moustache as he believes he looks good but he looks like a young rapist or predictor. Often found in the linstock region of Carlisle

Look at that boy ohhhh no he’s doing a dirty alecock

Dirty alecock by Andjsjsbbs April 30, 2020

dirtyAlex

Dirty Alex is when a guy really wants to become a goat so he fucks a mushroom

"I went into the woods and some dude doing the dirtyAlex"

dirtyAlex by Alle.rbmu January 9, 2025