Dirkig 

Feeling hangover wearing a stupid hat

I'm feeling really Dirkig today.

Dirkig by Leiponium June 4, 2020

Dirking 

To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.

Ben: Brad is dirking Carl, he is getting dirked on.
Liam: He just got dirked!

Dirking by Max Krueger statistician September 29, 2009

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" 

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible" by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009

diskigger 

A word that sounds very racist/mean, but means absolutely nothing. Comes from two words said too fast right next to each other.

You kicked my disc! you are such a diskigger!

diskigger by H1PO October 16, 2007

dirigiberbil

A dirigible gerbil, invented by Mark Llama of www.rathergood.com

Created with helium and a gerbil.

Look! It's a dirigible gerbil!
No, it's a dirigiberbil!

dirigiberbil by shavedGERBIL February 23, 2003

Dirking 

When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.

if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."

Dirking by smoothie from clutchfans November 29, 2007

Dirkage

Can be used to desribe the size of male's sex organs.

"He has minimal dirkage." or "He has massive dirkage"

Dirkage by StefDigga April 1, 2003