Dip Dick 

When yer on the potty and yer spittin a fat sippin lippie in between yer legs and yer spittin misfires and yer schlong gits all covered in dip juices

Dang Nabbit, momma didn't bring home twinkles and Mountain Dew from Walmart ... and I got dip dick!

Dip Dick by bored mother fucker no lifer December 23, 2017

Dip Dick 

This term is used when you knowingly or unknowingly receive oral sex from a person that uses chewing tobacco. Creating a "my dick just chewed" sensation.

Hey Enus, I just went to that NASCAR event lookin' for some redneck satisfaction, and I got some nasty dip dick from Ellie-Mae!! : ' (((

Dip Dick by KRUMMBELIVABLE! July 9, 2009

dip & dick

When you leave a public place to go fuck

him-“yo this party is lame”
her-“tryna dip & dick??”

dip & dick by Holdmysack123 January 20, 2018

Fun Dip Dick Dinging 

When one Bro snorts a line of Fun Dip of another Bro's cock

"Yo, Bro I saw these two dude's Fun Dip Dick Dinging in the bathroom last night."
" Damn bro, We should Fun Dip Dick Ding tonight."
"Yeah bro who's dick gonna get dinged."
"Don't matter Bro"

Fun Dip Dick Dinging by NaughtyPB June 24, 2019

Dick Dip 

The dipping of one's dick into an object, usually as a prank. Similar to the tea bag.

Don: why does my coffee taste so weird?

Ivan: BECAUSE I DICK DIPPED IT LOL

Dick Dip by Gauren L September 15, 2016

Dusty dick dip 

When you put your cock into a car exhaust, then pull out your schlong, then a girl sucks of the dust and soot

I want Kendall Jenner to give me a dusty dick dip.

Dusty dick dip by GrandmasChesticles February 7, 2020

Dick Dip 

The accidental dipping of one's dick in the toilet water, either as a result of an erection, a shallow toilet bowl, or an abnormally long penis.

"Aw man, I just went to take a leak with a semi and did a total dick dip."

Dick Dip by Jeff_jr February 1, 2014