Dingle Schmingle

You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying

Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,

U want one?

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024