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Cross between a dildo and a dumbass. Functioning on a level of such dull stupidity somebody should shove you up their ass of vag.
That guy is so fucking retarded I’m surprised he hasn’t drowned looking up at the sky during a rain storm.

No shit! What a DILDUMB!
Dildumb by FonzFTW November 8, 2025
When a girl is taking a dump while using a dildo to masturbate at the same time: A female variation on the blumpkin
While Steph was in the bathroom, she felt a little horny so she grabbed her dildo that she kept conveniently under the sink, and while dropping the cosby kids off at the public pool she had a WICKED dildump.
Dildump by PulseBlind April 1, 2011
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Noun - Usually someone or somebody that irritates one to a point that they're unable to coherently pronounce either 'dipshit' or 'dumbass' before the reference leaves their mouth.
More often than not, an annoying neighbor or co-worker.
'God! He's such a *$#?!-! *%$# Dipdumb! Ahhh!!!'
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