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Dildo cheese

The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.
"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!"

"TMI. Wow WTF"
Dildo cheese by Dalty November 3, 2009
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Dildo cheese

Hey man I found my moms dildo cheese was still fresh

Wtf cheese?
Dildo cheese by Penisfucker69 December 3, 2020

Dildo cheese

Would you like some dildo cheese with that sir ...
Dildo cheese by Irongimp69 March 6, 2017

cheese dildo 

a dildo made of cheese
Michelle loves cheese so much she likes anal sex with a cheese dildo.
cheese dildo by winkie36 October 20, 2012

Dildo with Cheese

Main cuisine in whorehouses, and alleyways with fun uncles. Can be ordered at Dominos but with a lot of persuading and pickle tickling.
Daddy: can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominos: say what nigga
Daddy: I said, can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominoes: meet me in the bathroom
*A few inches later*
Daddy: that was fun to order thanks nigga
Donald from Dominoes: the fuck you say to me white boy
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