Dildo cheese

The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.

"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!"

"TMI. Wow WTF"

Dildo cheese by Dalty November 3, 2009

Dildo cheese

Cheese in a dildo

Hey man I found my moms dildo cheese was still fresh

Wtf cheese?

Dildo cheese by Penisfucker69 December 3, 2020

Dildo cheese

Cheese made of dildos

Would you like some dildo cheese with that sir ...

Dildo cheese by Irongimp69 March 6, 2017

cheese dildo 

a dildo made of cheese

Michelle loves cheese so much she likes anal sex with a cheese dildo.

cheese dildo by winkie36 October 20, 2012

Dildo with Cheese

Main cuisine in whorehouses, and alleyways with fun uncles. Can be ordered at Dominos but with a lot of persuading and pickle tickling.

Daddy: can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominos: say what nigga
Daddy: I said, can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominoes: meet me in the bathroom
*A few inches later*
Daddy: that was fun to order thanks nigga
Donald from Dominoes: the fuck you say to me white boy

Dildo with Cheese by You got Lumbago April 4, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020