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Dildo Threesome

A sexual setup where two people use a dildo to simulate having a third person involved. The dildo can be used for penetration, oral, DP-style play, or other threesome-style combinations.

Depending on how it’s used, a dildo threesome can be similar to a Toy Spitroast or Reverse Toy Spitroast — the main difference is that “dildo threesome” is the broader term for using a dildo as the simulated third partner.
My wife and I had a dildo threesome last night. I fucked her pussy while she had the dildo in her mouth, then we switched it up and put the dildo in her pussy while she sucked my cock. To top it off, with the dildo already inside her soaking-wet pussy, I slid my cock in beside it for some DvP/DP action. Nothing like a good dildo threesome.
Dildo Threesome by SpicedVanilla August 30, 2026
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