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dikes on spikes 

(n) A typical group of female softball players.
I don't get those twinkie pounding dikes on spikes!
dikes on spikes by jey k July 5, 2009

dykes on spikes 

Female golfers or the LGPA tour
Those dykes on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game.
dykes on spikes by Jolly Roger April 2, 2004

dykes on spikes 

Lesbians who also happen to play softball.
Announcer #1: The Indianapolis Cuntlickers are coming of a really good season, Tim.

Announcer #2: I agree Bob. They've shown their skills in the past couple games. Their opponents can't match their intensity. The pitching rotation has been outstanding, and their are few to no errors in the field. Hitting could be a point of weakness. Coach Hairitits has taken steps to fill that hole. You can see the time she and the Cuntlickers have put in in the batting cage, and hopefully, it will pay off. However, you have to remember that they're dykes on spikes and nobody really cares.

Announcer #1: I couldn't agree more.
dykes on spikes by daggermaster October 21, 2011

dykes on spikes 

Softball players
"DO you see tht girl?"
"Yeah she's a total dykes on spikes girl"
"Totaly"
dykes on spikes by lalalala2009 June 22, 2009
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