Digital douchebag

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A "digital expert" that works for an advertising agency. Usually has a title like Digital Producer, Digital Manager, Social Media Manager or Digital Strategy Advisor.

Their job usually involves spending all their time looking for "cool shit" on the internet and charging you large amounts of money to show you a bunch of Youtube clips or provide a report that advises you to set up a Facebook account for your company.

Joe: Wow that Digital Douchebag down at the agency sent me a link to this awesome video! Did you know that China will soon become the number one English speaking country in the world?

Qamar: O shit. Fatboy Slim. Awesome!

Joe: Awesome!

Qamar: Awesome!

Digital douchebag by Ilav Gäeseks May 21, 2011

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digital douchebag

A digital douchebag is the ultimate techno geek whose entire life is pretty much centered around all things digital and wireless.

You may be a digital douchebag if you:

1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.

2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.

3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.

4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.

5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.

6. Are a hopeless textaholic

7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.

8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.

The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.

digital douchebag by whimzzical July 17, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026