Diet Bro

When an Awesome friend starts dating a girl and changes himself so much that he is no longer himself, Thus becoming the Diet Coke version of himself.

Clint: Adam we should invite Nate out to the bars with us!!
Adam: I dunno...He's going to invite his girlfriend and when she's around he's like the Diet Coke of Nate!!
Clint: Oh what a Diet Bro!

by KodiakDragon July 28, 2011

diet dude bro

diet dude bro refers to someone who is very funny

have you seen dylan's new video? He acts like a diet dude bro

by hopey360 October 22, 2023

Diet Brooklyn

synonym for Staten Island, which is a lesser more suburban version of Brooklyn in NYC.

"I can't stand the fuckin traffic in Diet Brooklyn"

by Pbo August 1, 2005

Broke Boy Diet

A diet of broke boys who can only
Supply weed and liquor for survival. They can't take their significant other to fancy restauraunts because they can't afford it.

Me: hey Ashley , you should double date with me and Ron.
Jenny: I can't. My boyfriend has me on a broke boy diet

by Lolamonroe August 13, 2013

Broke Man Diet Plan

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.

Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

Chicken and Broccoli Diet

Codeword for gear, aka steroids, TRT, etc. within the fitness industry.

Diet fed to the masses by fake nattys to keep the masses looking beta. Real men eat steak and eggs.

Chicken and Broccoli Diet

"Fred got shredded and put on 40 pounds of muscle for his new role as an action hero by eating only chicken and broccoli and using the ab decimator machine 3x per week."

by kalton May 5, 2022

The Brownie Diet

A diet that encourages the person on it to bake and consume nothing but brownies. Morning, noon, and night. Apparently, some world renowned chef on The Food Network mentioned this was the diet that helped Oprah lose weight, and keep it off, and thus, launched this obscure and disgusting diet into unrelenting popularity amongst bitter, resentful, chocolate obsessed fat chicks, who are just too lazy to try and lose weight the old fashion way: with exercise, and a normal, healthy diet.

Girl 1: "What the hell are you eating?"
Girl 2: "Brownies! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "Brownies? You weigh at least 250 pounds! That's the last thing you should be eating!"
Girl 2: "Tee hee! I'm on the Brownie Diet! Oprah got skinny on it and I'm going to do the same! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "You have got to be kidding me."
Girl 2: "Nope! TEE HEE! I'm a pretty, pretty sunflower, and I'm going to be a pretty pretty thin sunflower soon!"
Girl 1: "You're going to be a landing strip at the airport if you stay on that disgusting diet."
Girl 2: "Nuh uh! TEE HEE!!!! BROWNIES! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "Airhead."
Girl 2: "CHOCOLATE! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "3 words: gastric bypass surgery."
Girl 2: "Huh?"
Girl 1: "Nothing. Here, have another brownie."
Girl 2: "OK! Tee hee! Pretty pretty sunflower! On my "off" day, I'm allowed to have anything I want, but I think I'll just eat brownies that day, too!"

by Sucks2BU January 5, 2005