Diddy Foo 

A young man (usually between the ages of 15 and 18) who grows tired of trying to get dates and sweet talk girls, so instead he decides to hit the streets in search of a prostitute to lose his virginity to for over $150.00.

FirstMan- Hey yo, look at that kid over by Sandra, aint that your hoe?
Pimp- Hell yeah dats my hoe, but I aint gotta worry about that dude, he just a Diddy Foo.

Diddy Foo by DatNiggaFrank February 4, 2006

daddy football 

When the coaches kid plays the whole time no matter if they suck or is good. And won't let any other kid try for the position their kids is in even if they might be better.

Looks like another season of daddy football.

daddy football by Footballmom4life April 19, 2018

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

food daddy 

A Food Daddy is the provider of a food digger, not to be confused with its cousin the gold digger. The food daddy will be led on breakfast, lunch, and dinner dates with its food digger. The food daddy loves to pay for the date.

Food daddy: hey where do you want to eat today? I'll pay of course.

Typical Food digger: oh yes please!

food daddy by The Urban Lux July 20, 2016

Food Sugar Daddy

Somebody that in exchange for companionship; they offer free food......THEY MAY LIKE YO ASS!!!.....BUT youuuuuu KEEP TELLING THEM THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED LIKE tf.

Wait he bought you food for the past week straight and you aint even loving the man. ~ Trisha

Nah he just my food sugar daddy!!!

Food Sugar Daddy by Willisstillkillinthis June 14, 2017

foot daddy 

the master of the foot slave

The uncle is a foot daddy

foot daddy by Ultra boi February 19, 2018