A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Diddyness is the slightly shortened way of saying, the Diddyness Scale. a Scale invented by one of the Founding Fathers of the Diddyz. The scale is a logarithmic scale that gives a ranking from the reference score. The Ranking can be used to show if you are above other Diddyz, and how high you rank in society.
The scale is given by:
D = 10 log(S/S*)
ie, 10 times the log of your score divided by Reference.
Note: The Reference (S*) is 10^5
Jimbo: Hey matt you part of the diddyz?
Matt: Yeah mate!
Jimbo: Whats your Diddyness?
Matt: About 200!
Jimbo: Dude that must have taken forever.
Matt: Sure did