Dictionary dip 

Trying to come up with the next perfect name for your band, video store, restaurant, or other fine business? Dictionary Dip it. Close your eyes, open to a page and point. That's the first word of your name. Repeat. Voila. The perfect nonsensical name that everyone else will think has some deep hidden meaning.

Guy 1: Our band rocks out loud. What are we gonna call it?

Guy 2: Dictionary dip it, yo.

Guy 1: Of course. Here goes. Inconsiderate Muffins; Infectious Cowhide; Failing Vineyard. They're all great.

Guy 2: Okay. Let's go get the t-shirts made.

Dictionary dip by Gloria Brackett January 2, 2011

Desperate Dictionary Dipshit 

A person who submits their own name to Urban Dictionary, defining said name with traits which make them seem much more attractive and likable than they are in reality.

whoever wrote Daniel in Urban Dictionary is such a Desperate Dictionary Dipshit.

Desperate Dictionary Dipshit by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

DictionaryDicks 

People who put their enemies name on urban dictionary and write something shitty.

Don't you just hate DictionaryDicks? Always fucking up this site.

DictionaryDicks by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012