TitCruncher's definitions

tit cruncher

A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.

Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

Fur Tugger

When a girl wears a tail during sex and the man uses the tail as an anchor to pound her harder.

I know you like being kinky, but don’t wear a tail if you fuck John, he’s a Fur Tugger.

by TitCruncher October 10, 2018

Desperate Dictionary Dipshit

A person who submits their own name to Urban Dictionary, defining said name with traits which make them seem much more attractive and likable than they are in reality.

whoever wrote Daniel in Urban Dictionary is such a Desperate Dictionary Dipshit.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019