Dicky Mopper 

Something used to clean your dick after sex/materbation

Aka: cum rag

I wouldn't touch anything next to a 15 year olds bed because it may be his Dicky Mopper

Dicky Mopper by Sparkle donkey 912 March 9, 2018

dick moper

When you deny your woman or wife sex, and the next day she mopes about it and doesn't want to leave the house.

My wife is such a dick moper sometimes, just because I was too tired to give it to her last night.

dick moper by harry wharton April 20, 2008