dickstand 

an early morning hard-on

Dirk tried to roll over in bed and go back to sleep, but his dickstand got in the way.

dickstand by papadac June 30, 2007

Dickstand 

Dicksand \dik·sand\ n
An extremely powerful force that can make a woman become so preoccupied with the guy she’s hooking up with that she loses sight of her own identity and disappears on all her friends.

Allyssa was a dickstand for several months. (Sorry Tay)

Dickstand by Taco ladies May 25, 2018

Dickstand Dan

Balancing on the tip of your dick and then ejaculating so hard that you hover off the ground

Man i did a Dickstand Dan last night and i sware i got over 6 inches off the ground...

Yea then i heard that Eric drank the remains

Dickstand Dan by Notkyle August 3, 2009

dickstar 

Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.

"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."

"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."

dickstar by drspacebaby May 29, 2015

Dickslandees 

Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.

He suffers from dickslandees

Dickslandees by Vau fan March 19, 2021

Dicksand 

Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them dick.

We're not gonna see Susan again for a while. She's caught up in Tom's dicksand.

Dicksand by AvocadoToast June 10, 2016

Dicksand 

Like quicksand, but with dicks. When a woman loses herself into a guy and in love with being in love. Made famous through the movie "How To Be Single".

She was almost over him when he called her again and she fall back into his dicksand.

Dicksand by Ella Burrito September 19, 2016