Definitions by papadac

dickstand 

an early morning hard-on

Dirk tried to roll over in bed and go back to sleep, but his dickstand got in the way.

dickstand by papadac June 30, 2007

meat leash 

The man's appendage that a woman leads him around by

She's has him so pussy-whipped - she just grabs his meat leash and she can drag him anywhere.

meat leash by papadac April 24, 2007