dickstand

an early morning hard-on

Dirk tried to roll over in bed and go back to sleep, but his dickstand got in the way.

by papadac June 07, 2007

meat leash

The man's appendage that a woman leads him around by

She's has him so pussy-whipped - she just grabs his meat leash and she can drag him anywhere.

by papadac April 17, 2007