Dickpectation 

An expectation you have of someone's penis. It could be how large, thick, or how well used the penis is.

Person 1: Yo i met a guy at the club yesterday
Person 2: oh really what's he like?
Person 1: Well he isn't very attractive but I've got high dickpectations of him

Dickpectation by cheese_theorem January 29, 2016

Dickpictation

/dik/pik/tāSH(Ə)n/
noun

a strong belief that a penis is larger, due to previously seen photo. Ex. Cathy's high dickpictations were unrealistic.

"Girl he must've photo shopped that shit, cuz he definitely did not match my dickpictations."

Dickpictation by Superflygoldchain January 11, 2017