Dickmerry

(n) A person or thing that is simultaneously happy and a douche

ex: "Todd you are such a dickmerry for laughing at Sue after she got hurt."

by Annes March 2, 2009

Big Dickery

Showing off. A (sometimes inappropriate or unnecessary) display of power.

"That was some Big Dickery on behalf of the military, did they really have to blow up the entire country?"

by pulse.101 May 15, 2014

Pre flop dickery

Used in Texas hold'em poker when there are several people who bet or raise before the first 3 community cards are drawn from the pack (known as the flop)

(Before any community cards are seen)
Person:
1) I call
2) I bet
3) I raise
4) I re-raise
5) I'm not getting involved with this Pre flop dickery, I fold!

by Sketzz October 30, 2011

dickery

The state of being a dick

Damn, that guy's dickery is off the charts!

by Nevrmore March 26, 2005

New York Hickery Dickery Dong

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.

James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.

by That one guy you like June 16, 2018

Dickery

The action of doing something that will make you look like a dick, or be seen as a dick.

Jack performed an act of dickery yesterday, when he shoved that girl's face into the cake.

by Tri Force95 April 27, 2010

Dickery

When playing a game in such a way as to piss off anyone who is playing with you or against you. To turn being a dick into a viable way of playing a game. It is only dickery if they are aware of what they are doing or when they smile as they do it.

"Quit doing the same move over and over again that is just pure dickery."

"Haha, look at the dickery I just pulled on this guy."

by BryanCL April 30, 2008