Dickhead Pro

A person who can out you for as much as 1p wet people fam

This dickhead pro outted me for that girl bruv he's a wetguy yuno

by Essy from grove December 24, 2020

dickhead-provocateur

A person who acts as a provocateur for no reason other than to be a dickhead.

Bob: Did you hear Donald Trump Jr. tell the crowd that "This isn't their Republican Party any more; it is Donald Trump's Republican Party" ?

Amy: Just ignore that dickhead-provocateur. We'll be done with him soon enough.

by Frustrated_Driver January 10, 2021

Procurement dickhead

A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.

Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads.

by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024