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dick sweat 

The fluids which accumulate on the penis during and after sex (sweat, cum, or mixture of both). This fluid has been said to have a taste similar to Jose Cuervo.
Friend 1: "You wanna do a shot of Jose?"
Friend 2: "Hell no, that shit tastes like dick sweat."
dick sweat by Chipper Jones December 13, 2007
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Dick Sweat 

when a person works out then rubs his wrist on his groin
yo nigga dont tough me with that dick sweat!
Dick Sweat by fagpartol May 22, 2018

Dick sweat 

When a male human being has sex to hard and it gets sweaty 🥵
EWWWWWW you have dick sweat!!!
Dick sweat by darci hurt 😔 December 30, 2020

Dick sweat on my wrist yuh 

Obama.. Skipper has died

"Dick sweat on my wrist YUH"

no sweat off my dick 

-used to describe activities unrelated to strenuous dick motion.
dude 1: "yo thanks for them world notes brah"

dude 2: "no sweat off my dick brosiph"
no sweat off my dick by d-wall March 4, 2009

dick sweats

Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.
Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!
dick sweats by dickzzz July 8, 2011

Dick Sweater 

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.
Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.
Dick Sweater by JackGeorge June 1, 2009
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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