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Dick stump

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Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.
Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump
Dick stump by Sick eyeball June 20, 2012

Stump Dick 

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When a mans penis is wider then it is long, giving the appearance of a stump.
"Wow that Simon Crocker sure has a stump dick."


"Yea its so small he cant even get a grip on it"
Stump Dick by MUFFINz_TEH_hot July 3, 2008

Stump Dick 

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1.)A guy who talks big but never does anything.

2.)That guy you know who made a name for himself but really has nothing worth boasting about.

3.)A strong guy who cannot satisfy his girlfriend(s).
1.)John is really intimidating but then again he has no balls to do anything he threatens to do. What a stump dick.

2.)Herman is such a stump dick; he acts all high and mighty but he has no game.
Stump Dick by Iron M. February 17, 2009

Stump Dick 

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When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.
" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "

Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy)

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Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.
oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.

slump dick

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Someone who has a saggy small dick
You have a slump dick
slump dick by Rk April 22, 2016

Slump Dick

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To bestow upon or receive dick from someone after a long drought without coitus.
After a long 6 months of traveling abroad, Lynsey returned home where her boyfriend was waiting to give her that slump dick, effectively ending a sexless 6 months of suffering
Slump Dick by SeanCalhoun June 14, 2018
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