Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

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Dick Split

When a female takes a tampon from her purse and shoves in to a males bonner constintly until the bonner splits and starts bleeding

by IHaveThePower May 08, 2011

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When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.

"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."

by Z3r0_CA July 04, 2017

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The term used when a person(s) fall with their legs either side of an Tubular object.

by Nathan Turner June 23, 2019

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A man who becomes a women by cutting his dick in 2 like a lizzards tongue and then folds it in to a form of a vagina. But leave the nut sack intact.

Look at the catchers mit on old split dick over there.

by Mango86 August 15, 2019

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When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two

Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick

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also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .

by dwight mchunglow February 05, 2010

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