Dick smells dick

Have you ever noticed a time when you've been in a dick famine for a while and then finally go out on a date, suddenly, all the men from your past who you haven't heard from in months, or even years, text you all at once. It's oddly suspicious.... almost as if one dick has caught wind of another dick being interested in you and decides to climb back into your DMs.

I went on a date on Saturday and half way through 3 guys that had ghosted me over the past year all texted me... within an hour of each other....I'm telling you, dick smells dick.

Dick smells dick by $T$Money$ March 17, 2020

Smells like dick 

Where sweaty men get together and shower off like in a mens loker room and there is a particular smell that you can find no where else and you know it comes from there dick etc.

It smells like dick in here.

Smells like dick by The Fury 13 November 24, 2010

it smells like big-foots dick 

an expression used to say something smells awful

"uhg it smells like big-foots dick" is what larry said when he came in the room.

it smells like big-foots dick by luwis December 20, 2008

Smelly Dick Test 

When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid

Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks

Smelly Dick Test by Bobcake21 September 18, 2017

Smelly Dick

A phenomena that occurs after coitus, when a mans penis becomes irregularly smelly from the sewer that is the vagina.

This phenomenon is very useful for the occasional party goer that drinks, or full blown alcoholics, in that the next morning when they can't remember last night, they can simply smell their dicks to tell if they fucked a girl the previous night.

Bruh, did I fuck anyone last night?

I dunno, smell yo dick to check.

Damn, I got smelly dick, it was probably that whore Kim.

Smelly Dick by slippery slope February 19, 2015

dick smell 

the pleasant or pungent--depending on whose opinion and whose dick we be talkin bout--odeur of a man's twanger and 2 pinto beans

often associated with peanut butter, just as them girls' buttons be associated with ripe old bass, aka FISH!

lick up and eat out, fuckers!

"yo sligss, yo got sum mad dick smell
be careful that luke--who's allergic to peanut butter--don't catch cho whiff in the locker room
peace out, mofo!!"

dick smell by sliggs April 16, 2006

Smell-dick 

1. (noun) Badly grammaticised insult for a bit of a knob end, often ascribed to those of the ginger persuasion.

"Look at that smell-dick - the scaldy face ginge."
"That's what yer ma said."
"...What?"
"Day-walker..."

Smell-dick by AAAABBBBCCCC September 5, 2007