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Dick quack 

To shake with out control for and extended period of time after sex.
He dicked me good last night. I had the dick quack for 20 minutes after.

quack dick

dick that smells so loud you turn into a duck
1: How was hanging with Kyle last night

2: He was a good kiss, but you wouldn’t believe how bad his quack dick was
1: Expected
quack dick by Tierbey September 15, 2021

Quark Dick Energy 

Dick energy so small that it is a constituent of quantum particles such as electron. Generally used as an insult.

Acronym: QDE
(Antonym: Whale Dick Energy)
(Synonym: Small Dick Energy)
*Chad is a frat boy who recently decided that he was going to not tell girls he’s banging that he has an STI. Chad has quark dick energy.

Brad likes ranch on his pizza? That’s QDE bro.

You didn’t walk her home or pay for her Uber? QDE.

quackzei dick syndrome 

when the dick of person is insanely large
holly shit homie you got quackzei dick syndrome

dickquakes 

The random twitches and aftershocks a girl experiences the day after you pound her into oblivion.
I'm going to rail this girl so hard it'll make the Metro North look like pussies. She'll feel dickquakes for days.
dickquakes by AntwonRida October 10, 2017

dickquacke 

When your dick quackes and shivers
Hey what's wrong?
Just had my dickquacke
dickquacke by MysticalFlames May 24, 2017
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